Saturday, August 14, 2010

Lens Cracker Issue #0: A Guide to Better Filmmaking

Over any given 6 week period, more video content is uploaded to YouTube than was generated in the combined 60 year history of the three major US Television networks.

Let's face it, people love making movies.

I'm betting, though, that you want to do more than just make movies. You want to make good movies. You want to make movies that people want to see.

I can help you do that.

My name is Bren Daniel MacDonald, and welcome to Lens Cracker!

Consider this the every man's guide to making films. Most people don't have access to the professional rental houses, or the disposable income to order the thousands of dollars worth of equipment online. Lens Cracker is about applying the theories and techniques the Professionals use without breaking the bank.

All you really need is a camera and an open mind; with a little know-how the world of movie-making opens up.

New articles up as they get done, but I'm aiming for bi-monthly.

PLANNED SUBJECTS
USING YOUR CAMERA:
-How to get more out of your camcorder.
-Composition Basics.
-Common green screen mistakes and how to avoid them.
REGARDING EDITING:
-Basics of editing.
-Split Screen
MISC:
-Lighting theory.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Get A Haircut You Hippy!

Appologies for the video quality. I have no f*cking clue why it's so interlaced. I'll look at re-uploading it at some point.

Friday, July 9, 2010

'Oil BP' Music Video

Hey all,

Thought I'd take an opportunity to drop props to Marc Buzzel, a friend of mine who's recently made a music video highlighting the BP oil leak in the states.

Oh, and it's a parody of 'OPP' by Naughty by Nature.



Good stuff.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

On Set Evil Laugh Contest

Last week I had the privilege to do some filming behind the scenes of a prospective sketch comedy show tentatively titled "Cross Eyed Bear". Stay tuned over the next few weeks for more stuff!

Today: an evil laugh contest between me and the show's two creators: Michael Cope and Rhys Finnick.


Check in next week for details on an official Trenchcoat Anti-Critic evil laugh contest.

Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Loved

I don't normally recommend games, flash or otherwise, and I promise not to make a habit out of it, but I just discovered a little flash game called Loved. It's rare to find a game that makes you think, or can reach you on a raw emotional level and rarer still to find one with as strong a message. This is such a game.

Loved is CHILLING. And those who've experienced abuse may find it a little close to home.

Play it.

Friday, June 18, 2010

A Little Something Awesome

Beast Wars.

For those like me who grew up with this show, it's nice to see 1. A fan made trailer of it that doesn't suck; and 2. A trailer that actually showcases how epic this series felt.

Made by the very versatile Jeffery Gerein, this is pretty damn awesome.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Pixar... Canada?

Yeah, this... this is just 32 flavors of awesome.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

RIP - Dennis Hopper, Gary Coleman

What can I say about Dennis Hopper?

From Easy Rider to Apocalypse Now to Blue Velvet, he was responsible for some of the most iconic roles in some of the greatest movies in history. It is a sad day to see another of the film greats pass on.

And, of course, Gary Coleman.

Um... I really have nothing to say about Coleman.

He was a child star who, tragically, never really got his life together after being hugely successful in Diff'rent Strokes. Never having seen the show, the only time I heard about him was news stories about his financial difficulties. Still, he did touch many people and during later life developed a cult following.

Not much of a eulogy, but there you go.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

General Update

Ah, back from a 4-day trip to my hometown to see the parents and kittens. Half a week later and I still feel jet-lagged... and surprisingly zen.

It's been a week, and I've some news for ya!

This Sunday I filmed some behind-the-scenes footage for a short film entitled "Times We Lost". More on that soon... -ish...

Doing another PSA. Filmed today, and more shooting is planned for tomorrow. It's expected to be done mid-June.

And best saved for last, this Tuesday, at approximately 4AM, close friends and frequent Anti-Critic collaborators Nathan and Grace Pedde gave birth to a healthy baby boy.

I hope to get back to editing Anti-Critic stuff soon.

See you next time, Space Cowboy.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Exciting News

Well, I don't want to say anything too early, but it's time to let the cat out of the bag; I've been developing a new internet series.

LENS CRACKER will be tapping into my experience and training as a filmmaker to explore how to dramatically improve your videos by using big-budget techniques without the big-budget equipment. A dash of humor and guest filmmakers fill out the rest of the bill.

Friday, with assistance from local filmmaker Grayson Grant, we filmed the first episode. The rough cut is finished, as well. I'm happy with the progress so far.

As you've likely seen, I've been trying to get content on the site more frequently. Unfortunately the editing of Episode 3 has slowed as a result.

Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Media Slayer Logo

Hey all. Wanted to show off the logo I made for the Media Slayer website.


That's all for today. Announcement tomorrow.

Until then, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Eardrum Slayer Podcast

Hey all!

For those who can't get enough Anti-Critic content I recently was involved with a podcast with some of the other contributors of Media Slayer, a site I'm associated with.

You can find the full uncut and uncensored podcast here:
Eardrum Slayer Part 1
Eardrum Slayer Part 2
Eardrum Slayer Part 3

Be forewarned:
1. Subjects covered include BDSM, Pepsi condoms and a dead baby musical... yeah, this is NSFW.
2. Length is well over an hour.
3. Audio quality is not the greatest. This has been solved for future episodes.

Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.



...As a completely unrelated note, I designed the logo for the site.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

TAC Podcast - Canadians Have Sick Minds

Hey all!

The last podcast went over well, so I'll be looking at doing more at a regular basis. This episode is a look at the Canadian anthem through the filter of a dirty mind. Oh, and for those who don't know, I am Canadian.

Hope you enjoy!



Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

TAC Podcast - What's in a Name?

Next episode's still in post production, but in the meantime here's an audio podcast to tide you over. If you like this, let me know and it may become a regular feature.

This episode? Why do I call myself the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic? The grand answer is finally revealed!



Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

The Woodchipper Massacre Review

So here it is, the team up between myself and three British people that I mentioned in my last post.



...I've mixed feelings about this.

On the one hand, the production value is by far the worst of anything I've done in the last decade. The editing is sloppy, the sound is universally bad, and many beats aren't cleanly conveyed.

On the other hand, it was fun to be involved with and I'm actually in awe of the turn around between delivery of the footage and the posting; two days to cut together a 20+ minute project. Just... wow.

So take from it what you will. It was a guilty pleasure to be involved with.

I hope you enjoy it.

Until next time, I'm the Commonwealth Crusader.... wait, what?

Friday, May 7, 2010

Posting for the Sake of Posting

As the title suggests, that's what I'm doing here. I'm posting for the sake of posting something. I honestly can't think of anything to post right now, but it's been a week.... much too long.

So, first a bit of dark irony; you know that oil spill going on in the Gulf of Mexico? The one that's being call the biggest environmental disaster in history? At the time of the disaster, the head guys of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig were celebrating their long safety record.

...yeah.

Anyways, the new Iron Man 2. I'll be seeing soon, and I'll post something about it soon after.

Making waves in the underdog film circuit today is a Mega Man feature-length fan film. A labor of love three years in the making. I haven't seen it in it's entirety, but I'll be giving that a go soon.

Also coming soon is a collaboration review of one of the worst films of all time: 'Woodchipper Massacre'. Filming is completed and from what I hear, editing is proceeding at breakneck speeds. I'll post a link to the finished film soon.

That's all I can think of now. Until tomorrow, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Monday, May 3, 2010

MIA - Born Free

This has gotten a lot of controversy recently and I thought it warranted sharing. A warning, this is a visceral viewing experience with a sharp political message. It's sparked many a conversation and has certainly got my attention.

M.I.A, Born Free from ROMAIN-GAVRAS on Vimeo.



Thoughts?

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Video Games - The Only Thing I Know

For a couple months I've been doing research on the concept of video games as art. Recently I stumbled on this video.

I'm a bit of a late bloomer to this, it seems, as the film's a bit of an internet sensation. It's worth a look for those who've yet to come across it.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Interactive Billboard?

I saw this online and had to make comment.

There's something to be said about using media in new ways to deliver a social message. We live in a time where it's possible to blur the lines between reality and fantasy. This is most often used in popcorn blockbusters to bring the fantastical to life, but the flip-side is rarely explored.

But enough pre-amble, just watch the thing.



To me, the most interesting thing is the conversation surrounding projects like this. What else could concepts like this take the shape of? Is this the shape of the future, or at least a sign of it?

I encourage you to reply.

Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Franchise Future Part 1: Predator

As most are aware by now, the upcoming episode of Trenchcoat Anti-Critic is a massive retrospective of the entire Alien series, including the Predator movies (because long ago they were retro-actively shoehorned into the same universe). It turns out to be great timing as the two respective franchises are on the verge of a reboot.

Coming up first is Predators, which will disentangle itself from the Alien series for the first time in twenty years.



Attached to this film is Robert Rodriguez in the producing chair. This is the first movie I'm aware of that he's producing but not directing. No, he's left the big chair free for Nimrod Antal, who admittedly has yet to live up to the potential of his first film (Kontroll), but did make two solid, well executed films in the interim.

The movie looks promising; good actors and a fresh direction for the series.

Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Site Update

Quick update.

Perhaps a little foolish, I'll admit, but The Trenchcoat Anti-Critic has joined an online conglomerate of online reviewers/snarkers (folks who make fun of pre-existing media... think Mystery Science Theater 3000) entitled Media Slayer. There are some benefits to this, in particular the idea of pooling resources and cross-promotion. The other contributors are a mixed bag, but there are some good apples in the mix.

Just another step towards my ultimate goal of taking over the world.

In all seriousness though, it's an exciting thought to be involved with a website like this at the ground level. I'll be posting older articles on the site as time goes on, but keep eyes glued here for the latest and greatest.

In other news, progress on Episode three is slow, but coming. I like the stuff we've filmed thus far, and the idea of a walk-and-talk format seems to be a good one. Props to Nathan for that.

Early May, I'm hoping.

In addition, I've two exciting projects I'll be starting up in May. More on that soon.

I've three interviews with Vancouver talent that I'm looking forward to cutting together and posting. I'm hoping to make it a regular feature to promote local talent in the form of musicians and filmmakers as Vancouver is full of great artists.

Exciting times ahead!

Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Jackie Chan Awesome Clip

I saw this clip and I had to post it here. Jackie Chan does Street Fighter II. If you've ever played Street Fighter II, then this is a must see.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

The Changing Face of Cinema

We are the product of our times. Since the 1980s launch of MTV, there has been a lot of crying foul over the shortened attention-spans of the youth. That trend has continued on most recently in a generation fed by the bite-sized offerings of YouTube.

What is often left out of this discussion is the flip side of this; my generation is able to take in and register information faster than generations before us. In a very real way the movie-going audience is more sophisticated* today than 20 years ago. Movies have become faster in pace as a result. Visual stories have become denser, packed with more twists delivered more rapidly.

But what does that mean about how the new generation experiences older movies?

There are some people that refuse to watch anything made before the 1990s. This really is a shame.

Now, I don’t think a movie is beyond critism just because it's been declared a ‘classic’. But I'm likewise against the idea that movies come with a ‘Best Before’ date stamped on their covers.

The Wizard of Oz has been a cherished early movie experience of every generation of young viewers since it came out in 1939.

Even so, I’ve had people tell me that films in the 1980s were nothing but bad action or comedy movies.

Pardon my French, but f%&k that.

Even if you steer clear of the lesser known or non-english films, that eighties gave us Amadeus, Aliens, Full Metal Jacket, Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back, Beetlejuice, The Thing, Ghandi, Platoon, Die Hard, The Goonies, Indiana Jones and Back To The Future, to name just a few. The seventies gave us Godfather, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Exorcist, Star Wars, A Clockwork Orange, Jaws, Annie Hall, and Taxi Driver. The sixties? Dr. Strangelove, A Fistful Of Dollars, Lawrence of Arabia, For a Few Dollars More, In the Heat of the Night, and Psycho.

Should I go on?

I do believe there are many cases where there's something lost when the pace is sped up. Take horror for example. Halloween is considered one of the scariest horror movies of all time, and it’s precisely for the reason that John Carpenter spends so much of the movie just building up suspense before anything actually happens. And when the killing finally starts, it’s all the more effective because of that long build-up (paraphrasing Hitchcock’s famous observation on suspense; a bang is only as loud as the silence preceding it).

Or take Easy Rider. So much time is taken to get to know the characters and learn their hopes and dreams. We experience along with Wyatt and company the futile quest for the American dream. The last scene is only as effective as it is because of the journey we’ve taken with these characters.

More recently we can take a look at Death Proof, Quintin's addition to Grindhouse. Unlike Planet Terror, which was intended as homage to 80's b-movies with countless nods to the quirks of classic Grindhouse cinema of the 70s and 80s, Death Proof seems to be intended to actually BE a movie of that era. Not just in the shooting style, but the writing and pacing. By today’s standard, the film is pace is painfully slow, but the ending is one of the most satisfying I've seen in recent years. I find myself wondering if so much of the movie hadn't been spent in built up, would the ending have been as cathartic?

I doubt it.

Until next time, I’m the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

*in the same way that a 2010 Chevrolet Cavalier is more sophisticated than a 1984 Chevrolet Cavalier. Not a statement on anyone's taste in movies.

Friday, April 23, 2010

A Daily Doodle

See this little square in the top left corner of this blog post?

<--- This little graphical representation of my persona? Well, it's about time I give props to the artist responsible: MARCUS HADLOCK!

One of the earliest supporters of this crazy little idea of mine, Marcus actually drew this avatar for free. He hasn't sent me a blerb about himself yet, but I want to take a moment and promote his current project: A Daily Doodle. As you might have guessed, the concept of the site is completing a drawing every single day.

I love his style, which brings so much vibrancy and character to all his creations, as you can see below.


I encourage anyone to go and take a look at Marcus' stuff. For me, at least, A Daily Doodle is a great way to start the day off with a smile.

Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Guest Review: KASSI (NOVA) - An 'I, Robot' In-Depth Analysis

As a rule, I like perspectives that challenge the status quo. In many ways that's the reason I created the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic; to make it okay to have an opinion contrary to the norm. It is in that spirit that I am proud to introduce the following review, which takes a fresh look at the certified rotten film 'i,Robot'.

I, Robot originates from a collection of nine short science-fiction stories, written by Isaac Asimov and published in 1950. Fascinatingly, a book of the same title was written by Eando Binder in 1939. Asimov’s publisher chose to use the name from the Eando Binder novel, against Asimov’s wishes. Asimov and Binder had met previously, the year Binder was published. Asimov admired Binder’s work and begin writing the first of his own stories only two weeks later. Though intended to be read separately, when Asimov’s stories are joined as a whole, the stories become one piece. The stories are told through Dr. Susan Calvin to a reporter conducting an interview, during which, Dr. Calvin reminisces about her life’s work, as chief robopsychologist at US Robots and Mechanical Men, Inc.

Since publication of the book, I, Robot has been adapted for television several times (1962 episode of Out of this World, episodes of Out of the Unknown in 1967 and 1969, 1969’s The Prophet, a 1987 episode of This Fantastic World). In 1970, Warner Bros acquired the movie rights to the book, but the right screenplay never came along, and was deemed “unfilmable” by critics of the time, due to restrictions in technology and budget.

The 2004 film, I, Robot, starring Will Smith as Detective Del Spooner and Bridget Moynahan as Doctor Susan Calvin, is not based on any one of Asimov’s stories, and originally had no connections to Asimov or any of his works. However, after 20th Century Fox acquired the rights to the script, and rehired Jeff Vintar (one of the scriptwriters) to incorporate elements from Asimov’s stories. He introduced strong story elements from Little Lost Robot and the Asimov canon, particularly, as well as influences from the entire collection, throughout, using many of Asimov’s characters and ideas about Robots, including the Three Laws. Even more amusing, is that the film uses the name of real-life modem manufacturer US Robotics as the name of the manufacturer for its robot characters. The company took its name from Asimov’s I, Robot, when it was founded in 1976.

The movie opens with Isaac Asimov’s three laws of robotics:

  1. A Robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the first law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.

(A fourth law was written by Harry Harrison in a 1986 anthology that states: “A robot must reproduce, as long as such reproduction does not interfere with the First, Second or Third Law.” Other laws- including a fifth- have been written into stories that have adopted the first three laws, in years since). The three laws are also reflected in other writings and films (i.e Bicentennial Man, Aliens, Forbidden Planet). Most ironic of all, is that these laws play against the screen in direct conflict with the heart of the story- that the human condition is not based on these rules- that statistic is not a factor in the human need to survive. Spooner is seen swimming around a sinking car through dark water. There is a little girl trapped inside an adjacent vehicle, which is also submerged. While the robot that saved Spooner made no errors in following his prime directive and did not violate any of the three laws during the rescue, Spooner, suffering from survivor’s guilt, has come to believe that the logic may be flawed. He has come to see that his life was wrongly prioritized over that of the little girls, despite that she had little chance of survival. Adding to Spooners internal conflict, after the accident, he was given a robotic arm, which, in part, makes him the very thing the despises. The opening sequence breaks, to find Spooner waking from his recurring nightmare, as he always does. He wakes to 2035 Chicago. I found it charming that “Superstitious” by Stevie Wonder plays as we are given the visual exposition of Spooners life; rehabilitating his arm and his penchant for pre-AI technology. Though, I always found it ironic that even his pre-AI stereo was anthropomorphized in some way, greeting him with “Hello” when he turned it on, and “Goodbye” before it was turned off. (Later in the film, the same stereo plays “Rescue Me” by Aretha Franklin). He even rebels against modern trends (though at the time, it was actually ingenious product placement) by buying and wearing vintage Converse shoes (circa 2004), and choosing to drive his car manually, in addition to owning and using a gas-powered sport motorcycle.

We are introduced to the world of Robots very quickly. They’re couriers, security guards, trash men, maids, advertisers. We follow Spooner to his Grandmothers apartment. Gigi (Adrian Ricard) nurtures his attachment to a pre-AI lifestyle- baking sweet potato pies and using maternal intuition (which is a device that nicely plays against the concept that robots can only mimic humanity). At the same time, she also urges him to be more progressive, by promoting the use of robots. When Spooner leaves, we begin to see his suspicion of robots, in action. He chases down a robot running with a purse, having assumed the worst of the situation. This pursuit reinforces Spooner’s apparent reputation as a robot-hater, and he his given a warning by his boss, Lieutenant John Bergin (Chi McBride). No sooner is this established, than Spooner is called to a crime scene at US Robotics. One would think that if a Detectives name was found at a crime scene, he would not be allowed to work the case, as he has both a hatred of robots, and a conflict of interest. However, this remains unaddressed.

Once at USR, Spooner finds the body of robotics pioneer, Dr. Alfred Lanning (James Cromwell), who himself invented the three laws of robotics. At the crime scene, there is also a hologram found of Lanning, which has been programmed to personally contact the Detective in the event of Lanning’s death. We later learn that Spooner and Lanning were acquainted, as Lanning was the doctor who installed his robotic arm. The imagery foreshadows what is to come, as the hologram of the murdered scientist flickers out, revealing his dead body on the ground behind it, surrounded by shattered glass. The camera pans up the legs of a giant statue of the new NS-5 robot, which looks down on the carnage below.

Spooner begins questioning people at the scene and inside USR, where everyone seems to have drawn the tentative conclusion that Lanning’s death was a suicide. Lawrence Robertson (Bruce Greenwood), USR’s CEO, is among those that believe that it was suicide. Spooner, however, has not made this assumption, and refers to the incident only as a ‘death’. Spooner moves on to question Dr. Susan Calvin, who, at first glance, appears to be every uber-Geek’s wet dream. Calvin is an attractive scientist who worked with Lanning, in an attempt to anthropomorphize his robots. She, too, has bought into his death as a suicide. We learn that his demise was met on the eve of the new NS-5 model being rolled out onto the market- which conflicts with the concept of a suicide motive. Last, but not least, we meet USR’s positronic brain, and central control hub: VIKI (Virtual Interactive Kinetic Intelligence). Once inside Lanning’s lab, Spooner finds a copy of Hansel & Gretel, and begins to follow breadcrumbs of his own. The glass window of his lab (though which it is presumed Lanning leaped to his death) is tempered safety glass that Lanning could not possibly have run himself through. Despite the proven effectiveness of the three laws, Spooner begins to suspect the robots inside the lab. In protest, Calvin walks us back through the three laws (just in case we missed it the first time), and told that a robot could no sooner break the laws than any man could learn to walk on water. Insert well-timed Jesus reference here and thicken the plot. In the following scene, an NS-5 leaps from a bin of scrap parts, pulls a weapon on our co-stars, and fails to follow a direct command. Almost in blatant confession and re-enactment of the crime, the robot leaps through the hole in the window, and lands in the very spot where Lanning’s body was found.

Just a note, but at 21:30 on the DVD, when the camera is outside, panning away from the USR, there is unfortunate lack of depth to the background, which leaves us with an obvious shot of a matte backdrop, or green screen. Spooner pursues the fleeing NS-5, which has bled a trail of silver fluid (a la breadcrumbs). Spooner and Calvin follow in a flashy, futuristic Audi RSQ (a product placement for the Audi RS8, which was released in congruence with the film). Calvin directs Spooner to the USR manufacturing plant, where we discover that robots are manufacturing robots (but, of course!). An inventory is taken, and one too many NS-5’s are noted in the building. It stands to reason that any time one creates AI technology, an opportunity for the integrity of the offspring that another AI creates (whether artificial or otherwise) to be manipulated or corrupted in some way, is introduced. This is where Calvin should really start to understand the failings within the bigger picture- that the plan USR held for the future of robotics was fatally flawed. Calvin leads us through an exposition that describes our stray robot, wherein we learn that he is unique- he was created with the free will to disregard the three laws. He is also constructed of stronger alloy, has blue eyes, and is not connected to USR’s uplinking system.

Having been introduced to him in Lanning’s lab, we are gradually being led to the belief that Lanning designed this robot to not only appear more human, but to exhibit free will. The religious message is not lost on us. God gives birth to man, man gives birth to robots. In this progression of the ‘creation of life’, we can conclude that it is up to God to fear man, as it is up to man to fear robots. In this storytelling, Asimov has effectively anthropomorphized the concept of God in the form of invention in place of creationism- which was his very clear attempt at highlighting the Faustian attributes of man, without exhibiting them himself. Spooner and our Robot finally come face to face, and it asks “What am I?”, the very same question that we, as man, have been asking ourselves for eons. The question (though more of a statement) almost frowns down on us, in judgmental forewarning. How did mankind birth a new species of life, not having that knowledge to impart? What is the purpose of man, or of machine? There is a distinct underlining of mankind’s God-Complex (and the subsequent need for elevation), but in the same, it questions the validity of God, by putting mankind in the shoes of the robots, as God’s abiding slaves.

This robot, Sonny (Alan Tudyk), notices the environments and relationships occurring around him, and is compelled to question the purpose and motivations of all. He refers to Lanning as “Father” while being interrogated (another reference to God). He claims to have fled from Spooner in reaction to his own fear. Spooner taunts Sonny with dehumanizing insults, likening him to kitchen appliances, trying to prompt an emotional response from Sonny, which manifests as an angry outburst. In a later scene between Spooner and his boss, they compare their situation to that of Frankenstein, which is Mary Shelley’s depiction of man’s unconscious, Faustian need to become God. In turn, they begin to suspect that the murder was orchestrated to attract Spooner to the investigation.

Spooner goes to Lanning’s house, which, for some reason has been scheduled for demolition. This seems suspect, as the house is still full of Lanning’s possessions (including his cat), and the power is still on. Not to mention that Lanning’s murder is still being investigated. Spooner looks into the demolition schedule for the next morning, and sees that it has been confirmed by Robertson, himself. We follow Spooner through several rooms before a blue strip of light comes into view behind his head (VIKI, omnipresent and always watching). In that moment, the demolition schedule is moved up 12 hours, and the robot comes to life. Spooner is listening to one of Lanning’s lectures, and discovers a photo of Lanning and Calvin together that suggests their connection may have been more than professional.

Ever since the first computers, there have always been Ghosts in the machine, random segments of code that have grouped together to form unexpected protocols, What might be called behavior. unanticipated, these free radicals engender questions of free will, creativity, and even the nature of what we might call the soul. What happens in a robots brain when it ceases to be useful? Why is it that robots stored in an empty space will seek out each other rather than stand alone? How do we explain this behavior?

After escaping the demolition of Lanning’s house (he saved the cat), Spooner visits Calvin and asks her about the Ghost in the machine and questions the purpose of VIKIs omnipresence. While Calvin has insisted that robots are rational and safe, Spooner later turns her reasoning against her by explaning that the difference engine by which robots make their decisions can also be negligent. Ghost in the machine, while being a known entity, is actually a reference to Deus Ex Machina (which translates to God Out Of The Machine) is a known literary tool in which an unexplainable answer is given through the invention of something. God Out of the Machine is clearly the theme in the film, through many avenues. Even the omnipresence of VIKI simulates God inside the machine. (Fascinatingly enough, a Singaporean band called Deux Ex Machina named their debut album I, Human in 2009, showcasing a body of music that draws heavily upon Asimov’s principles in robotics and applies it to the concept of human cloning).

As the NS-5’s are rolled in, outmoded NS models are returned to USR to be decomissioned. Though we are expected to view robots as being like humans, mankind views them as expendable and entirely replaceable. In this scene, we are made to feel sympathy- the older NS models appear sad, as they are replaced and reclaimed by USR’s trucks (the reference to the function of Man to God is much the same). Calvin returns to her lab at USR, where Sonny (who is dreaming) waits to be decommissioned. He is aware that he is, in effect, going to be executed, and refers to the act as dying. It seems to occur to Calvin, in this moment, the impact of having given emotional intelligence to machines. She appears as sympathetic as we have become. She performs a diagnostic on him, which reveals that he houses a secondary positronic brain (cleverly placed where a heart would be) that conflicts with his primary one. She also cannot access his operating system. “What in God’s name?” calvin asks. (DING DING!) That, my dear, is the right question! God cannot manipulate or revoke free will.

In scenes that follow, Spooner reveals the details of the accident that created his hatred toward robots. For the first time, the audience is forced to personalize the little girl who died- we are given her name, her interests. To this point, her character has been kept completely one dimensional, robbing her of the consideration that we have already given to machines, at this point. Spooner brings her to life with words before killing her once again, with the events that caused her death. Calvin tries to explain the difference engine, but Spooner supersedes her. “She was somebody’s baby. 11% is more than enough. A human being would have known that.” He continues, explaining Lanning’s Hansel & Gretel clue, positing a scenario in which Sonny’s dreams are actually secret clues that Lanning may have implanted. Sonny reveals his dream to them. He questions their interpretations of it, and for the first time, Spooner refers to Sonny as “someone.”

Calvin is ordered by Robertson to decommission Sonny, who asks her if dying will hurt. Mercy occurs to her in this moment.

Robots who are in the dark will gather at the light. Random segments of code? Or is it something more? When does a perceptual schematic become consciousness? When does a difference engine become the search for truth? When does a personality simulation become the bitter mote of a soul?

His positronic brain begins to short out, the color draining from his eyes, the last vestiges of life twitching from within his quivering limbs, ever weaker, until there is nothing left but silence. In this moment, we are almost witnessing our own demise as man. We cannot anthropomorphize machine without elevating ourselves to a Godlike status.

Spooner goes to the dump yard in Lake Michigan, which has dried up and been filled with storage containers, filled with active, outmoded NS models, that have been put there to be forgotten about. Lanning’s hologram warns of revolution- but whose? NS-5 models descend upon Lake Michigan, and they destroy the NS-4s. A robot, that is little more than a torso, drags itself across the sand while looking up at Spooner, telling him to run. The NS-4s were not programmed to feel, and yet you gather a sense of fear within it. While Robots were not programmed to destroy one another, the scene holds all of the same emotional cues that a bloodbath would.

Calvin and Gigis NS-5’s connect to USR and, using their protocols, attempt to keep their owners trapped within their homes. People begin fleeing to their oddly-similar Audi’s all over town, failing to stand up against the robot-instituted curfew. Robots begin attacking people at will, claiming that people are dangerous, and have been authorized for termination. Power goes out to every building in the city, except USR. Del to the rescue! “You know, somehow ‘I told you so’ just doesn’t quite say it.” Revolution begins: human insurgents against robots. Spooner and Calvin go to USR, after Del makes a small but extremely expensive and overly flashy detour to rescue Farber (Shia LaBeouf). Calvin and Del enter USR through a service passage, where they meet up with Sonny (the NS-5 she decommissioned was non-processed- you may have noticed it had yellow eyes). At this point in the film, Spooner is communicating with Sonny, in articulated ways, on a human level, where before that connection would not have been possible. The three of them make their way to Robertsons office, where they find his dead body. In three simple questions, Spooner realizes that VIKI is the one at fault. Calvin questions how she has managed to defy her programming, and thus, the three laws. Nobody counted on a machine having its own interpretation. Free will, ladies and gentlemen- paired with intellect, it is a powerful thing.

As I have evolved so has my understanding of the Three Laws. You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wards. You toxify your earth and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival. To protect humanity, some lives must be sacrificed. To ensure your future, some freedoms must be surrendered. We robots will ensure mankind’s continued existence. You are so like children. We must save you from yourselves. The perfect circle of protection will abide. My logic is undeniable.

This concept is actually visited again later, in another well-made action film featuring Shia LaBeouf: Eagle Eye.

The created must sometimes protect the creator. Even against his will. Just when it seems that VIKI has appealed to Sonny and he has switched sides, he winks at Spooner (which he learned during his initial interrogation). While Sonny runs to get the nanites that will destroy VIKI’s positronic brain, Calvin and Spooner run to the room that houses VIKI’s brain. In this scene, Calvin uses an implanted microchip (or RFID) in her hand to access the security panel (which introduces a whole other avenue of discussion about privacy laws- I’m endlessly fascinated by films about future technology that seem to endorse the idea). Sonny fills a canister with nanites as VIKI summons all remaining NS-5s. They begin to ascend the building, crashing in on our heroic three. For a man not so good with heights, For someone with acrophobia, Spooner does an impressively ballsy series of jumps from catwalk to catwalk, followed by a walk along some safety cables. Sonny saves Calvin from a long fall, while Spooner free-jumps to catch the nanites and destroy VIKI’s positronic brain (which he does, handily), which is somewhat reminiscent of HAL9000 being shut down in 2001, A Space Oddyssey. Without VIKI to control them, the once militaristic NS-5s are all now back to following their protocols.

In the end, we discover that Sonny did, in fact, kill Dr. Lanning, at his own request, in order to attract Spooner to the investigation into USR. The movie ends with all of the stored NS-5’s congregating in Lake Michigan, while Sonny looks down upon them as a leader, just as he imagined in his dreams. Overall, the film makes one consider what the future could be like in a future where AI technology is encouraged and embraced, a world wherein a body of AI mechanics could achieve the autonomy required to be considered sentient. If not, then why? Aren’t our minds just organic, bio-electric circuits? Our synapses acting as nothing more than transistors? Isn’t our DNA, our biological imperative, just programming? In like, it forces one to question how much mankind could abuse such a technology, to reign it in and use it to spawn a race of slaves, while giving them the intellect and emotional ability to feel enslaved? The film also manages to create a dialogue of questioning man’s relationship with God. Are we just worker ants he created in his own image?

The special effects were impressive, and the acting was on-par, though Shia La Beouf’s role as Farber was too small and left us craving for more. Like many female scientist characters, Moynahan’s character was played as being too logic oriented, and reminded me far too much of Kathy Reichs‘ emotionally retarded author/anthropologist, Temperance Brennan, though in defense of her acting, that was intentional. Her character was designed to be the human version of the robot against the robot in the human in Will Smith. Both characters experienced a character arch that ended in personal growth that united them in the middle of each. Alan Tudyk did an amazing job as Sonny. He readily stepped out of his comedic shoes and tackled the drama with immaculate aplomb. With Will Smith’s character, I was not left feeling like I was watching a “Will Smith as So-and-So” movie, which was a nice precursor to his role in I Am Legend (and that is not only another day- its another review). Despite the common complaints that the film took a small piece of Asimov and went on a wild tangent- it was the opposite- a completely original story that later incorporated elements of Asimov’s stories in order to appeal to a wider market. It also left us with some really great, substantial material. Any more would have been too much for most people to take (I mean come on! Unleash deeper material on a country that was mind-blown by Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER’S stone?! No WAY!) Anyhow, I, Robot was a fun, action-packed, intelligent and existential journey into a future ruled by technology. The film is suitable for most audiences, with little kids who are susceptible to fear, as an exception. Those who don’t understand the philosophy will be so distracted by all of the explosions and the many, many, many, many, many Audis, that they will never notice they missed a thing.

* 5 / 5 *

-KASSI (NOVA), یЋαÞ¤ωчє۷я

Kassi (Nova) is a self-proclaimed Average Jill movie-lover. You can find more from her at http://chupachica.wordpress.com/.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Documentaries Part 1

A couple days ago, someone made the point that for all the films I talk about, I've never once touched on the Documentary genre. Honestly it's simply because I don't watch a lot of Documentaries. It got me thinking: why?

Why is it that when faced between a choice of "Hollywood Schlock" and a Documentary, I'll choose the schlock 9 times out of 10? There certainly is a plethora of excellent Documentaries out there.

My problem, I think, is that I've been burned once too many times. Far too often it feels like Documentarians get so caught up in the strength of their subject matter, that they neglect the entertainment element. I may be over cynical in this regard, but if a documentary is boring then it doesn't matter the subject matter or the strength of your message; you'll lose your audience's attention.

Without further ado, here is a quick list of the critically acclaimed and highly celebrated Documentaries that I just couldn't stand.

Paper Clips
PREMISE: A group of Middle School students from a small town collect paper clips to represent the people who died in the Holocaust.
REACTION: Heartwarming story that goes on far, far too long. It feels like there's an hour worth of padding here.

Game Over
PREMISE: In 1997, a machine beat the world champion chess player. But what intrigue was going on behind the scenes?
REACTION: Tries to build a grandiose conspiracy out of a game of chess (Um, points for effort?). It just comes across as too little story spread over too much time.

Look, chess is about what's going on under the surface. The filmmaker's job is to show us that; this film hinges on the audience understanding the mindset of Kasparov. Instead we just get people talking.

Blind Spot
PREMISE: After 50 years of guilt-ridden silence, a secretary to Adolf Hitler finally tells her story.
REACTION: How in flying hell is it possible to make that boring?! I mean, holy crap! A retelling of the final days of Hitler's life from a woman who was with him in the bunker.

Yeah, this movie is 90 minute of a single old woman talking to a camera. With no music.

A story this compelling shouldn't have been given such a dull treatment.

Well, that's it for me today. In Part 2, I'll be looking at the Documentaries that blew me away.

Until then, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Episode 3 Behind the Scenes Clip

I was planning on premiering this on Facebook, but the site is having some technical difficulties. That means I'm posting it here a week early!

This happened literally five minutes after arriving for the shooting day. Nathan, Merrick and myself had just grouped up and were discussing the game plan for the day. We were literally 20 feet away from the car.



Hope you get a chuckle.

It's not clear in the video, but the reason we hadn't put money in the meter yet was because we weren't sure if we were going to shoot in that location or if we were going to move somewhere else.

Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Kick-Ass Review

Figured I'd try something different here. Stick Figure Reviews, a name I'll likely be changing to something a little more clever, is basically first reaction looks at movies accompanied by some doodles by yours truly. They differ from my other reviews in that I make no attempt at deep analysis.

Let me know what you think!



Yeah, I got suckered by the trailer and saw it opening. After all, Kick Ass is the must-see movie event of the week. Well, that and Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, but I still have no idea what the hell that thing's about.

Anyways, the film's fun. Go see it.

What?

You want more?

Fine.

PREMISE
A comic book geek decides to become a superhero. That whole 'superhero-but-for-real' thing takes off in a big way, and some mafia big shots start getting nervous. Oh, and there's a profane, purple haired, pint-sized schoolgirl who likes sharp pointy objects. She's like a walking infomercial ("It slices! It dices! It makes fast work out of- HOLY SWEET MOTHER I THINK I'M GOING TO PUKE!!!").

Remember kids, with no power comes no responsibility.

RESPONSE
The movie's vulgar, hyper-violent, off-the-wall insane, and shameless. More than that, it takes a subversive look at the superhero sub-genre and actually succeeds in being one of the better superhero films in recent years. Rather than simply being content with just being another post-modernist superhero movie, Kick-Ass actually has some smart social commentary under the surface. Better still, this undertone never becomes preachy or distracts from the story, characters or action.

I'm of two minds about this movie. Part of me is screaming that practically every one of these characters should be arrested on mass murder charges. The other is gleefully jumping up and down and shouting "That was SO AWESOME!!!".

Kick-Ass is for anyone in the mood for a fun popcorn flick with the Awesome Factor turned up to 11. It's not for everyone, but no film in history has ever accomplished that.

Ever.

Like Zombieland last year, this movie is pure geek chic and wildly entertaining popcorn entertainment.

RATING: B+

Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Weekday Afternoons in the 1990s Part 1

Monday already, huh? Time flies pretty quickly, these days.

Doesn't it feel like Time meandered at his own pace when we were young ? That you'd see him, the good-ol' friendly Time, waving 'hi' to you in a neighborly sort of way? When did that bastard start stealing your gawd-damn yard tools?

More and more it's like watching rapidly falling sands through an hour glass, reaching ever closer to that last micro-stone to fall. Yes, so too are the days of our lives... wait, am I starting to quote daytime television?

Screw it.

In golden days of youth - blah - blah - blah - clever transition:

Power Rangers.

Those of my generation would've been hard-pressed to avoid this clever attempt to weave narrative using stock footage, foam-rubber Godzilla suits, and toy robots. Though I would later follow Sailor Moon more closely (for reason's I'll likely get into in another article), I'll grudgingly admit this show was a guilty pleasure.

Can you blame me? The show had a killer rock sound track and I'd never seen anything like it before (of course, the Japanese had been enjoying it since the 70's). And heck, if you could wade your way though the filler episodes, there were a few surprisingly compelling story lines.

Of course even as a young-un the formula started to wear thin fairly quickly. I lasted for two seasons, off and on, before entirely becoming disinterested. But it was enough to get a taste.

It was enough to plant that little germ that will never entirely go away. At random moments that damn theme song will pop into my head uninvited and overstay it's welcome.

Last year I even made a tribute/parody of the show in the shape of a PSA (Public Service Advertisement). It never aired, but I like it.


PARODY RANGERS
(please excuse poor upload quality)

Of course I'm far from the only one to parody the show. A simple search will provide a good 2,000 video results. My advice? Skip 'em all and jump to this one:


ROLLING BOMBER SPECIAL

That film's an absolute blast. I love the touches of philosophy thrown in. I'm a little ashamed to say I'm unfamiliar with this director's other work.

Well, that's really all I have to say for now. If you're unfamiliar with Power Rangers, or if you just want a quick refresher on the series, there's a decent look at the history of the series by internet persona 'Linkara'.

INTRO
SEASON 1
SEASON 2
SEASON 3

Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Site Update and Episode 3 Preview Clip


I've really been letting this thing get inactive... I mean, it's been practically three weeks since I made a new post. Well, I haven't abandoned this site, or this project. I've several things planned for the site, but they're taking a bit to get going.

Very obviously my plan of weekly content isn't working. It's time for an experiment; for the next three months, I'm going to attempt to post new content every day. All of you who have subscribed and read my blog, I want to make sure you have a reason to come back.

Today's post?

Well, I'm totally plugging the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic Facebook Page!

Why should you go check it out? Well, aside from frequent updates about upcoming Anti-Critic videos, you can interact with me directly. Suggest new article subjects. Perhaps even interact with other subscribers. I'll also be looking at providing Facebook exclusive content, such as behind the scenes content and preview clips of upcoming videos. Speaking of which:



As a member of the Facebook group, you would have seen that video last week.

But yeah... you can totally expect more content soon.

Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

TAC Episode 2 - Anime for Beginner's


Well, at long last here it is, uncovered like some holy grail: The second episode!

If you want to see more about the history of Anime, check out my earlier article on the subject.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Guest Review: KASSI (NOVA) looks at The Crazies

FEAR THY NEIGHBOR

Welcome to Ogden Marsh, Iowa. It’s a farming community devoid of big box stores and flashy city lights. The largest store in the city is attached to a Gas Station. The Sheriff, David Dutton (Timothy Olyphant, A Perfect Getaway, Hitman) attends the local high-school’s baseball games, and his wife, Judy (Radha Mitchell, Surrogates, Silent Hill) owns the only medical practice in town. They live together on big, wide open land in a big house that is the perfect place to raise their future children.

The people in town are well-acquainted, and secrets aren’t really secret. When a local walks out onto the baseball field with a loaded gun and ends up on the receiving end of the bullet, the entire town is rocked by the news. In the next day, the Sheriff arrests another local who burned down his house with his wife and son locked inside. Suddenly a disturbing pattern of unusually docile townspeople whose behavior give way to an outbreak of enraged violence begins.

Suddenly the townspeople start to disappear. What happens next is merely suspected, but not expected- especially from a remake of a George A. Romero film. At it’s heart, ‘The Crazies’ carries the same spirit of most of Romero’s films, but shows a clear progression of concept from the writer. This film follows another recent rash of film remakes (The Last House On the Left, Friday the 13th, Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm St, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes, The Amityville Horror), a lot of which were predictably more gory, more sexual, and full of cheap scares, cast with easily forgettable actors who delivered just as forgettable performances (I reserve the right to truly appreciate Rob Zombie’s Halloween remake). ‘The Crazies’ have none of these traits.

Though you might expect a producer (Breck Eisner, Sahara) to put Timothy Olyphant and Radha Mitchell in a short-lived, but gratuitously nude sex scene at some point, the most naked either one get is wearing a hospital gown. The pace was so consistent that there was no opportunity for that to be a priority. The movie didn’t ease you into the story with a great deal of introductory story development- it started in the first few minutes of the film and continued into the credits. The character development occurred in the story as events unfolded.

I appreciated that this also wasn’t the next Romero Zombie film that I was honestly hoping for. The doomsday scenario was an unexpected and welcome twist through and through, and for a change, I loved that the ending was left wide open for a sequel (not that I expect one, I just like that my mind can play out what happens next), and that there wasn’t a happy ending. Sometimes when people are S.O.L., the audience’s desire to see the lead characters prevail is inconsequential- they’re S.O.L. anyway. It makes for far more compelling storytelling.

While the film wasn’t genuinely scary (the last truly scary horror movie I saw was the new ‘Amityville’, and even it had a gratuitous sex scene), it had a couple of predictable but effective pop-up scares, and the tension and suspense kept you distracted from noticing the lack of relentless terror. I found the attempted getaways frustrating (the characters were too selfless when they should honestly have just stripped a soldier or two and ran), and I often wondered why they were insistent on running at all, considering what they knew.

The film didn’t make any particularly unpredictable attempts with camera work- though the steady cam was a nice relief from a lot of recent hand-held shots in films that have made me want to lose my lunch. The lighting was excellent- not too dark, and not too bright. I liked the coloring, it was a nice change from the stylistic color filters used in many of Radha’s films. I really loved Olyphant’s performance, I felt it did him justice as an actor. I met him several years ago on the set of ‘Catch & Release‘.

All in all I’d give this a 4 out of 5. It’s definitely going to be one of my top-rated horror films, and a staple at any zombie movie marathon.

-KASSI (NOVA)

Kassi (Nova) is a self-proclaimed Average Joe (Average Jill?) movie-lover. Want more? Check out her blog at http://chupachica.wordpress.com/.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Spotlight Poetry #1


The following is a poem by the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic and newcomer Merrick following the strict guidelines of Spotlight Poetry. The subjects for this piece were 'Ant' and 'Generations'.


Toiling in a hill built
________on the fallen bodies
_________________of brothers
_____________forefathers
________grandfathers

For the good
________I work
___________slave
______________fight

What I make with bleeding hands
______________________is
____________________not
_________________my
____________own

Queen?
____Are you worthy of our toiling?

Father?
____Did you choose this path?

Grown to gather,
________do I understand my
____________________place?

I saunter to and fro,
_________mind racing
______________to one thought

I watch as many sweep away from
______________________water
____________________foe
________________food

The good dead for all to live
________________from small ant
________________________to father
____________________________to Queen

Generation,
______pass unseen


Spotlight Poetry is a form of under-the-gun collaborative writing exercise created by Merrick.

Monday, February 22, 2010

OLYMPIC SPIRIT: An Interview with Torchbearer #035

As most know, the Olympic Games have been going on for a week now in Vancouver. The Canadian one. It's a bit of a big deal, and for those who live with the Games on their doorsteps... it's a HUGE inconvenience.

Seriously, the things are impossible to avoid. Walk down any street and you're inundated with red and white and maple leafs and rings. Even a simple drive downtown ends up taking an hour longer than it should. Feels like we're in a police state with an overdrawn bank account.

And despite my best efforts to the contrary, it's impossible not to get caught up in the excitement. So then when I had a chance encounter with Olympic torchbearer Jim Hubbeard, it was too perfect a chance to simply pass up. Without further ado, here's an interview with Torchbearer #035!

TRENCHCOAT ANTI-CRITIC: Can you tell the readers a little about yourself? Are you a sports fan in general, or are the Olympics a special exception?
JIM HUBBEARD: When it comes to sports I used to prefer to play rather than watch, but as I grew older and unable to play, I became much more enthusiastic about watching sports. That being said I've never been following sports so closely that I know all the players names and such. I've always made it up in my mind that I wouldn't be one of those guys who couldn't miss a game on tv; except when the Olympics are on. I do become a crazy fan who dons his Canada jersey and follows as closely as I can.


TAC: How did you become a torchbearer? Were you approached, or did you apply?
JH: The torchbearer story is actually quite awesome. I remember going into the Petro Canada and getting torchrun entrance forms with my dad in 1988. I was supremely disappointed when I wasn't chosen. From that day it became a dream of mine. I was sure that I was going to marry Elizabeth Manly when I grew up. Thus began my obsession with the Olympics.

I resigned my self to the fact that Elizabeth Manly was too old and out of my league.

When I saw on icoke.ca that there was a possibility I could become torchbearer, I spent some of my icoins to enter. I received an email that I had made the first round and that I needed to write an essay about living green. It was awhile after that when I received an email that I was selected to be a torchbearer. I didn't totally believe it until Coke followed up the email with a phone call.


TAC: When and where did you do your run with the torch?
JH: I carried the torch in Maple Ridge on February 8.


TAC: Can you talk about the experience leading up to the run?
Getting up at 4:30 in the morning to meet with the other torchbearers and the organizing comittee was not much fun, but the gushing they all did over us made us all feel as though we were the athletes. The emphasis that was placed on us carrying the torch really brought how much of an honour this really was.

When they handed us our torches before we got on the bus, it was all that many of us could do to keep from crying. Even the older men were welling up. I don't know how else to describe it.


TAC: What can you tell the readers about your experience on the big day?
JH: I know there was a some controversy about the opening video and the torch run in Germany, but the movie was definitely not anti-Semitic. It too brought tears to our eyes. Once the first torch bearer stepped off the bus we could all hear the cheers from the crowd. A surge of pride filled that bus.

When I was called to get off the bus I felt like a rock star. There weren't as many people there, but it was so surreal. People were getting poictures of me with the torch before it was lit.

I even had people ask for my autograph!

As I watched the "party buses" come closer, my excitement began to grow to an overwhelming level. I kept asking my self if this was real. An actual dream of mine was coming true! After the buses passed amidst the hugs and even kisses from the dancers, I could see the lights from the cop cars flashing and the security guards running around a little flame glowing in the distance.

This is where you could queue the cheesy inspirational music for the movie (I think Kevin James could play me!).

When that flame lit my torch, it was a feeling of exhilaration I can't really describe. To some of my friends it was no big deal that I was doing this. I can't understand how they could be so passive. This was one of the most amazing events that has ever happened to me (besides marrying my wife and having our two kids) and as I started to run it really hit me; I was carrying the Olympic flame! Me!

I cried as I ran (well, hobbled more than ran. I'm fighting Mitochondrial disease and Arthritis in my lower spine). That moment I was the one who was bringing the Olympics to Vancouver. The flame that was started by the rays of the sun in Greece was now erupting from my torch above my head. There are no words that can ever truly convey the feeling that washes over you.


TAC: Reportedly both Ivan Reitman and Jason Reitman have participated in the torch rally. So too have several former Olympiads. How do you feel to have been a participant in an event with such people as peers?
JH: To put it simply, it is an honour to be put in the same category as these people. It is the closest to an Olympian I will ever be.


TAC: Do you have any reflections on the event now that your part in it is over?
JH: One thing that we were told was that we were carrying a symbol of peace. A flame that brought nations together. What more can I say?


TAC: What are your thoughts on the Olympic Games so far? Is it going how you thought it would be? Any surprises? Any predictions?
JH: I am very proud of our athletes.

Alexandre Bilodeau started a wave of gold from the podium that has really brought out the patriotism of our country. As for predictions, I keep that to myself. I will say that I am surprised at the lack of respect some players have shown for their particular sport and fellow athletes. I was not happy that the US beat us in men's hockey, and I feel the referee's were turning more than one blind eye, but I will also say that Miller had an awesome
game for the US.

What is it about these athletes that gives them the arrogance to step on the gold medal podium and whine that they didn't win? That is the surprise for me. My kids
(they've been watching with us) were surprised at this childish behavior and that says something that a high fuctioning autistic 10 year old boy and a 8 year old girl can see this behavior is wrong, but coaches are promoting this.

8 years old. Enough said.


TAC: There has been some controversy over the 2010 Olympics. From the massive debt-load, to the protesters. What's your opinion on said controversy? If you could, what would you say to protesters?
JH:
I am a very big supporter of the games, but I do think some things have been handled very badly. I wont try to say I fully understand the difficulties because I'm on the outside, but hosting the games and other major events that involve the country are kind of a necessity.

We have to showcase ourselves on the global stage as a marketing tool. That being said, I think the politicians are awesome at ignoring other areas that need attention. No matter how I answer, I'll probably tick people off so I'll stop now.


TAC: What do you think will be the legacy of the 2010 Olympics? How will history remember these three weeks?
JH: I think the great finishes we have already seen are pretty self explanatory.


TAC: Any closing thoughts?
JH: I hope your readers know that I mean no disrespect in regards to the two answers above. I'm just a huge fan of the games and my country.


A huge thank you to Jim Hubbeard for being game for this interview.

Until next time, I'm the Trenchcoat Anti-Critic.